133 posts tagged “qotd”
What's the first exhibit you visit at the zoo?
Elephants.
If you joined the circus, what act would you most want to perform?
Setting free the elephants. The lions and bears, too. Pretty much all of the animals. Only not just setting them free - somehow magically restoring their lost habitats and returning them home, so they can heal up from the bullhook scars and other injuries that are all just part of being "trained" to entertain people.
After that? Maybe the trapeze.
Today is "Evaluate Your Life Day." So, tell us: how do you think you're life's going so far?
Clearly my li'fe does not ha've enough random apostrophes. Im telling' you, I think every'one needs more of them.
If you had to give up either email or the telephone for the rest of your life, which one would your forgo?
Telephone. No doubt.
Would you ever want to be a model? Why or why not?
I would like to be a model airplane.
What three things do you regret not learning to do?
Whistling.
Scuba diving.
Sailing. (The only one of the three I ever had an opportunity to learn. But I blew it off. Grr.)
What superpower would you most like to have?
This has been asked a lot. If you ask my favorite color I might say blue, or purple, or red, depending on the day, my mood, and the circumstances. If you asked me my favorite animal, I might say lion, or elephant, or dog. If you asked where I would most like to live, a few years ago, I would have said in the redwoods, but now it's Toronto. I change, a lot, and I'm good with that. I like change.
But every time I am asked this question the answer is always the same. Flight. I would want to be able to fly. I took one of those dumbass Facebook quizzes once and they asked what superpower I would want and flight wasn't even on the list! Who DOESN'T want the power of flight? Who would turn it down?
If you could live anywhere in the world (fictional or real), where would it be?
Narnia. Duh.
What's the most romantic thing you've ever done for another person?
I'm not really the right person to answer this. The real question should be, "What's the most romantic thing anyone's ever done for you?" My answer would be to surprise me with a trip on a houseboat, in a deserted group of lakes, in Ontario, when the weather was just cold enough that I wanted to stay in bed in the mornings, with him, to stay warm. Or what he said to me on the night we were on the roof of the boat, watching more stars than I'd ever seen, bellies full of good food, my cheeks sore from laughing.
The most romantic thing I've ever done for someone else...well, that's a matter of opinion. You'd have to ask those who know me. However I believe it would have to be taking photos of a Jesus license plate frame, and getting close friends of my boyfriend to do the same, and putting them all in a book called, "The Jebus Travels."
What are you doing to save money during this economic downslide?
Submitted by Jenn.
So when I clicked on this, for just a moment, I thought the title was "Pinching Penis" and I thought...OUCH.
Then I forgot my answer.
